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This week we start out with some slut-shaming from the elderly and a hint for a new episode we’re working on. Then we reprise our Kanye episode which includes our medical expertise. Enjoy!
Here’s Bonnie’s slut-shame thing:
Karen and Bonnie discuss Kanye West’s Sunday Services going on around the country.
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Karen and Bonnie begin by trying to figure out what a Wonderwall is, reminisce about Saturday Night Live’s Shweddy Balls skit, and discuss writings on bathroom walls before getting down to professionally analyzing Kanye West.
Kanye’s new church services are in Calabasas, CA to Detroit to wherever he flies his choir to next. It’s a music-only service, which kills Bonnie. And he doesn’t even do Golddigger! It’s all leading up to his new album release: Jesus is King.
They discuss Kanye’s bi-polar, liposuction, and criticism. Plus, something we didn’t know is the Kardashian’s previous involvement in another California church.
All we can say is #FreeKanye, because we feel like we’re watching a car wreck in slo mo.
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We RIFF on some memories of urine and being snipers before we let you loose on an episode we released on Christmas Eve of 2018.
Bonnie and Karen read their first submitted story by a listener! The subject is how Christianity shames females into thinking all sexual “sins” are their fault, even when they didn’t participate!
They discuss how rapey ducks can be and how it’s always the female duck who is the “stumbling block” to the “thought life” of said dicks, we mean ducks.
Karen recounts having to forgive a fellow missionary when he confesses he thought about her while masturbating, and Bonnie asks the question we all want to know: Was Fonzie having sex with all those girls he brought to his apartment above the Cunningham’s garage on Happy Days?
We can’t get enough of these letters. This wad of them does not disappoint. What’s better than having a famous Satanist next door? Perhaps running away from a demon at summer camp?
We tie up the episode with a great, little, letter about an acting extra who’s seen some shit, and been on one of our favorite shows.
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Bonnie and Karen shepherd you through the religious obstacles of Thanksgiving dinner. We throw in a history lesson, sprinkle it with some rat urine, and then send you into the lion’s den. Good luck, Champ.
How did this story of violent death and floating babies turn into the cutest story in the Bible, with cute toys being given to children at Christmas?
Bonne and Karen tackle the issues that float to the top with this fantastical story they both thought was real growing up.
Kanye’s back with more of his Christian humility and putting others first. We’ve got Paula White receiving an official White House position. And it all wraps up with the bombshell accusations about sexual misconduct of comedian John Crist. Never a week off around here.
We get Kanye out of the way by talking about how upset he is that he can’t do math for Forbes.
Paula, Paula, Paula. Paula White is in the news again because Trump gave her an official posting. NowThis made a video of her clips. America, you in trouble girl.
John Crist is a snarky Christian comedian who actually has some good bits, moslty because he wasn’t afraid of poking fun at Christian stereotypes. This week, a Christian news outlet broke the news of his sexual misconduct, leading to him canceling his tour and Netflix canceling his special.
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This month’s Lettersode went sidewayyyyys. It wasn’t the letter writers’ fault. We recorded in the morning and were much more chipper, and sometimes things in our path get destroyed.
Our letters from Bethany, Fred, and Brad were awesome. We have curse words, Gary Smalley, and more Multi-level marketing fun.
If you’ve braved coming to see show notes, your reward is the picture of the nipple foot Bonnie sent me.
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No, we did not make that word up. But sadly, someone else did.
This week Karen and Bonnie share their memories of Halloweens past, when the church hadn’t upped the ante on hijacking it for Fall Festivals and Hallelujah Nights. Or JesusWeens, a concept that didn’t make it far out of the gate, but far enough for it to still be out there.
Here’s Karen and Bonnie as Miss America (your own face isn’t good enough, Karen), and a Gypsy.
Here’s another of us as Pinky Tuscadero, the slutty girlfriend of Fonzie, and a tipsy Hawaiian-themed wedding mother-of-the-Bride.
There are two great letters from listeners who had to celebrate Halloween at church, hints on how to survive waterboarding, and these tacky Christian-themed Halloween items.
And here’s that scary-ass haunted tour we mention where you have to sign off on the possibility of pulling out your own teeth.
We’d love to hear any stories of this Halloween, past ones, or see some costumes. The laughing is a two-way street.
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Bonnie and Karen were ready to skewer everything and everyone connected to hateful Westboro Baptist, with their God Hates Fags picket lines. But then they read Unfollow by Megan Phelps-Roper who left the church (her entire family) and has now come out with the book.
Despicable? Yes. Hurtful? Of course. But with hearing and reading from the granddaughter of the founder of the church, we understand the psychology more.
We also highlight the Equality House, a home purchased across the street form Westboro Baptist that has become an LBGT museum and is painted like a huge rainbow flag.
Once again, we learned a lot from this episode. It hurts our egos to keep learning like this.
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