Happy New Year! Opening the Vault

We’re taking some time to improve the show and replaying some of our favorite episodes.

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We RIFF on some memories of urine and being snipers before we let you loose on an episode we released on Christmas Eve of 2018.

Bonnie and Karen read their first submitted story by a listener! The subject is how Christianity shames females into thinking all sexual “sins” are their fault, even when they didn’t participate!

They discuss how rapey ducks can be and how it’s always the female duck who is the “stumbling block” to the “thought life” of said dicks, we mean ducks.

Karen recounts having to forgive a fellow missionary when he confesses he thought about her while masturbating, and Bonnie asks the question we all want to know: Was Fonzie having sex with all those girls he brought to his apartment above the Cunningham’s garage on Happy Days?

 

Pastafarianism, The Flying Spaghetti Monster

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Pastafarianism, The Flying Spaghetti Monster
Pastafarian leads council in prayer.

We carb-load up on Pastafarianism, a religion Karen is signing up for but Bonnie can’t handle the puns.

Karen had seen images with people wearing colanders on their heads, even some paintings reimagined with God being replaced by the Flying Spaghetti Monster, but she never knew much about the whole thing. Their God, Wikipedia, helps enlighten them on what is a great social statement on the division of church and state.

Pastafarianism, The Flying Spaghetti Monster
Pastafarianism, The Flying Spaghetti Monster Driver License

Bonnie gives a recipe for a “chair roll,” and Karen vows to become a ministeroni.

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Lettersode 6: Satan, Tongues, and God’s Little Extra

We can’t get enough of these letters. This wad of them does not disappoint. What’s better than having a famous Satanist next door? Perhaps running away from a demon at summer camp?

We tie up the episode with a great, little, letter about an acting extra who’s seen some shit, and been on one of our favorite shows.

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Thanksgiving Survival Guide

Bonnie and Karen shepherd you through the religious obstacles of Thanksgiving dinner. We throw in a history lesson, sprinkle it with some rat urine, and then send you into the lion’s den. Good luck, Champ.

Noah’s Ark Nemesis: Logic

How did this story of violent death and floating babies turn into the cutest story in the Bible, with cute toys being given to children at Christmas?

Bonne and Karen tackle the issues that float to the top with this fantastical story they both thought was real growing up.

Pew News: Kanye, Paula White, John Crist

Kanye’s back with more of his Christian humility and putting others first. We’ve got Paula White receiving an official White House position. And it all wraps up with the bombshell accusations about sexual misconduct of comedian John Crist. Never a week off around here.

We get Kanye out of the way by talking about how upset he is that he can’t do math for Forbes.

Paula, Paula, Paula. Paula White is in the news again because Trump gave her an official posting. NowThis made a video of her clips. America, you in trouble girl.

 

John Crist is a snarky Christian comedian who actually has some good bits, moslty because he wasn’t afraid of poking fun at Christian stereotypes. This week, a Christian news outlet broke the news of his sexual misconduct, leading to him canceling his tour and Netflix canceling his special.

Thanks for all the letters recently. We love reading them.

 

Lettersode 5: Everything’s Downright Inappropriate

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This month’s Lettersode went sidewayyyyys. It wasn’t the letter writers’ fault. We recorded in the morning and were much more chipper, and sometimes things in our path get destroyed.

Our letters from Bethany, Fred, and Brad were awesome. We have curse words, Gary Smalley, and more Multi-level marketing fun.

If you’ve braved coming to see show notes, your reward is the picture of the nipple foot Bonnie sent me.

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