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Signs, Wonders, and Male Strippers Bonnie and Karen discuss signs from heaven. Does God send signs to show his love, direction, or hilarious humor? Or is life random? Plus—they get kicked off an ex-Christian forum for being “therapists,” God sends Karen a busload of male dancers, and they… Continue Reading “Signs, Wonders, and Male Strippers”

Godly Women, Dead Arms, and Christian College Pranks Karen and Bonnie discuss Proverbs 31—being a gawdly woman. They’re off to buy flax and wool to sell at the market, deliver sashes to who knows who, get up at the crack of dawn and make stuff for their household, while also dressing… Continue Reading “Godly Women, Dead Arms, and Christian College Pranks”

The Rapture, Kirk Cameron, and Foot Washing Will you be on the toilet when the rapture comes? This week, Karen and Bonnie fumble through some rapture theories, reminisce about the times they thought they’d been left behind, and, well, that brings up the book series Left Behind—which spawned D movies… Continue Reading “The Rapture, Kirk Cameron, and Foot Washing”

Abducted in Plain Sight, John Mulaney, and Postcards from Jesus Bonnie and Karen attempt to explain why the incredible story told in the Netflix documentary that has everyone freaking out, Abducted in Plain Sight (spoilers ahead), makes more sense when you grow up in church. Hi, everyone. On this episode we, Karen and… Continue Reading “Abducted in Plain Sight, John Mulaney, and Postcards from Jesus”

Episode 6: Chris Pratt, Justin Bieber, and Jesus H. Christ In this episode, we reveal who we are: REALLY BIG CELEBRITIES. Or perhaps we discuss some real ones who are showing up as trendy Christians on social media—Chris Pratt, Justin Bieber, Sherilyn Fenn, Kendall Kardashian. We kick off the show by telling you… Continue Reading “Episode 6: Chris Pratt, Justin Bieber, and Jesus H. Christ”

John Chau, Evangelizing, and Worshipping My Favorite Murder On this week’s episode, Bonnie and Karen discuss the fateful missionary trip of John Chau, a zealot young man who was killed by a remote tribe in late November of 2018. But first, they talk about what they’re happy about this week, or… Continue Reading “John Chau, Evangelizing, and Worshipping My Favorite Murder”

Jesus Camp, The Documentary that Scares the Hell Out of Everybody Bonnie and Karen give a little intro about what the podcast is about. Basically, nothing of substance. But they love to talk about the humorous memories of being “on fire for Jesus.” The Good Thing of the Week: Karen is thankful for kinetic… Continue Reading “Jesus Camp, The Documentary that Scares the Hell Out of Everybody”

Episode 3–Backmasking, Stryper, and the Good and Evil of Christian and Secular Music *Finding us on iTunes and downloading, rating, and reviewing is the best way for us to get visibility. We’d appreciate any support. Show notes: Bonnie and Karen say hola to everyone. Right off the bat, Bonnie accused Karen of making up the word… Continue Reading “Episode 3–Backmasking, Stryper, and the Good and Evil of Christian and Secular Music”

Episode 2: Stop Being Sexy Bonnie and Karen read their first submitted story by a listener! The subject is how Christianity shames females into thinking all sexual “sins” are their fault, even when they didn’t participate! They discuss how rapey ducks can be and how it’s always the… Continue Reading “Episode 2: Stop Being Sexy”

Episode 1–Purity Culture and Bible Sword Drills Yeah, the audio sucks. We know. Think of this podcast as a Chia Pet, watch us grow and things take shape. In this inaugural episode Karen informs Bonnie that people in their church were screwing in the closet in the foyer of their… Continue Reading “Episode 1–Purity Culture and Bible Sword Drills”